ALL BEERS RELEASED
Below is a list of every beer we've ever made. Most recent beers are listed first.
But, don't get too attached... you know we'll only make these once. Probably.
Updated: January 7, 2020
HYDROPLANE - DDH NEW ENGLAND IPA - 6.8%
Pump the brakes and prepare for evasive maneuvers! Our latest bucket o’ juice is double dry-hopped with kookoo quantities of Chinook and Citra for a pungent, pithy and altogether pleasant pint. Just remember, stay in your lane.
GRAVE ARCHITECTURE - DDH NEW ENGLAND PALE ALE - 6%
Come on in. This fruit-forward hazehound has been doubly walloped with Green Bullet from New Zealand and Cashmere from the good ol’ U-S-of-A. How many hops are enough hops? It takes a lot. Wowee Zowee!
THIS & THAT - HELLES LAGER WITH BROADSHEET SINGLE ORIGIN COFFEE - 4.1%
We’re in love we’re in love and we don’t care who knows it!! This time it’s Broadsheet Coffee Roasters out of Cambridge, MA. We learned that we are philosophically and flavorfully aligned with these cool cats and a collab was a no-brainer. This one-of-a-kind brew is a blend of our bright and clean helles lager with their Keramo washed coffee from Sidama, Ethiopia. The result is unlike anything you’ve ever had before.
LOCH NEFF MONSTER - BALTIC PORTER - 5.5%
This rarely glimpsed mythological beast only surfaces briefly, and when he does, your camera is always on the fritz. This high test libation is so tasty it just might be a conspiracy, and that’s no joke. It’s a hoax. Or is it?
SINS OF OUR FOEDERS - MIXED-CULTURE DARK SOUR ALE - 6.9%
A delicate blend of malts provides the evocative fruitiness of this dark-hued wild ale. Fermented in Pinot Noir and Rum barrels and matured in French oak Cabernet Sauvignon barrels for fourteen months, these variants were then blended into our American oak foeder for a final maturation. Tart, earthy, and exuding notes of sour cherry and raspberry, this complex ale finishes dry and tannic.
EAT MY SCHWARZ - SCHWARZBIER/BLACK LAGER - 4.8%
Principal on your case? Detention gotcha down? ¡Ay, caramba! Try this trick and spin it: Roasty toasty malty goodness with a crisp, clean lager profile for preeminent crushability. Don’t have a cow, man!
NEOLITHIC REVOLUTION - DDH NEW ENGLAND IPA - 7%
10,000 years ago some sneaking, surreptitious simian half-discovered-half-invented beer and we’ve been evolving and revolving ever since. MASSIVE double dry-hopping with Nelson Sauvin + Vic Secret + Motueka bring the thunda from down unda!! Haze for daze, and da juice is loose.
BURY THE LEDE - DDH NEW ENGLAND IPA - 5.9%
Ya guy, it’s a double dry-hopped IPA. What’s with all the questions? Whudduhya, tha cops? Idaho Gem + Comet.
HICCUP HOORAY! - SOUR ALE WITH PASSIONFRUIT & PEACH - 5.5%
Heyyyyyyy!! Hooooo!! No negativity, this sour ale is naughty by nature! 18lbs per barrel of freshly-squelched passionfruit and peach got double dipped in this puckermaker. What’s the OG on that OPP? Yeah you know me.
FOMO #1 - PILOT BATCH NEW ENGLAND IPA - 5.9%
This’ lil’ cutie was dry-hopped with Citra, Amarillo & Mosiac for a punchy hop aroma over a round malt body from copious additions of oats and wheat. Yum yum yum!
DORTMUNDER? I HARDLY KNOW ‘ER! - GERMAN-STYLE GOLDEN LAGER - 4.9%
A classic West-German lager, this Dort rolls DEEP with a rich and grainy malt bill, spicy Saaz in the kettle, and an estery ferm profile from a most bodacious old-world yeast strain. Never been to Germany? Suuuure… We believe you.
ECTOPLASMIC HEARTBREAK - DDH NEW ENGLAND IPA - 7.6%
House haze yeast + Loral and Azacca Cryo double dry-hops = juice juice juice! This monsterpiece is jammm packed with a certifiably spooky poundage of some of the most terrifying hops we could get our greedy lil’ hands on, and veritably oooozing with paranormal juiciness.
KERFUFFLE - DDH NEW ENGLAND PALE ALE - 4.4%
The dankness of these dopeass dreamboat hops is only rivalled by the ample underlying opaque juiciness they’re fluffily floating on. Amarillo Cryo and Simcoe double dry-hopping cuts through the commotion, without fuss or fret.
BOURBON BARRELED VELVET HANDCUFFS - AMERICAN STOUT - 8.3%
We let a variant of our roasty toasty stout loiter languidly in freshly emptied Kentucky straight bourbon barrels for 10 months, slowly rounding out and developing a deep oaky aroma and flavors of almond, vanilla, burnt sugar and maple. No lactose, no pastries, no bullshit.
BÀRE DE GARDE - AMBER FARMHOUSE / BIÈRE DE GARDE - 5.5%
A beer to beat the foliage, this brilliant brew bears an uncanny chroma to the lively leaves left on our local limbs. A deep orange-gold appearance and highly aromatic farmhouse fermentation make this one a phenomenal fall refreshment.
BROADSHEET COFFEE LAGER - SINGLE ORIGIN COFFEE HELLES LAGER - 4.4 %
A collab with the supercool cats at Broadsheet Coffee Roasters in Cambridge, MA - this amazing elixir blends Broadsheet’s freshly roasted organic Ethiopian Keramo(Sidama) coffee beans, brewed in their supersecret method, with our bright, peppy Helles Lager.
ABSTRACT STRUCTURES #2 - RAW WILD ALE WITH SOUR CHERRIES - 5.5%
For two years this unboiled berliner weisse matured with a wild mixed culture, developing a bright acidity and mild funkiness. It then refermented on whole sour cherries, taking on a pink hue, an incomparable pie spice character, and a fruity midpalate. One of our longest-maturing wild ales, this unique and remarkable ale is also one of our rarest - filling only 37 hand-numbered bottles.
PINEAPPLE BRIEF - FRUITED MIXED-CULTURE TABLE BIER - 4.2%ABV
After primary fermentation in stainless with our Belgian Abbey Ale yeast, this beer was refermented in our American oak foeder with Brettanomyces for three months, developing complex and layered notes of toasted oak, funk, tannin and mild acidity. We then added fresh, whole, organic pineapples for tertiary fermentation, and let the beer rest in the foeder for another three months. This ale is light-bodied, naturally conditioned, soft and subtle. From The Funkyard, our wild ale and barrel cellar.
MOVIN’ TO THE COUNTRY - WILD GOLDEN ALE WITH PEACHES - 6%
After 8 months of funktafication, we racked this radical ale onto a mountain of early-season peaches - grown right here in Amesbury! - to slowly referment over the summer. Bursting with farm fresh flavors of stone fruit and fresh-squeezed malt, this one finishes funky and dry.
SMOSH - SINGLE MALT/SINGLE HOP DDH NEW ENGLAND IPA - 7%
The hazy, juicy, hoppy facepunch you’ve been waiting for! Vic Secret in the morning, Vic Secret in the evening, Vic Secret at suppertime! When Vic Secret plays with Best Ale Malt you can drink Vic Secret anytime! Fresh fresh fresh off the bine down under, we’re ultrastoked for this punchy, potent 2019 crop.
RANGE LIFE - DDH PALE ALE - 5.2%
We crushed massive double dry-hop doses of mosaic, chinook and cashmere into this crushable, highly aromatic pale ale. So now you can settle down. Settle down.
IMPAWSSIBLE PERSPECTIVE - SESSION FARMHOUSE ALE WITH PAWPAW FRUIT - 3.7%
Brewed in collaboration with our friends and comrades at Allegheny City Brewing in Pittsburgh, PA, this funky and semi-wild farmhouse ale uses North America's largest indigenous fruit, the pawpaw, to lend incredibly unique notes of mango, tangerine, banana, and dough to a super light, effervescent, and grainy body.
AVIATRIX #3 - EXPERIMENTAL DARK SAISON WITH OAK - 5.4%ABV
Another experimental pilot batch, this dark saison utilizes toasted oak to lend a super present, fresh, and up-front wood character, balanced against a dry and fruity French saison backbone.
DISS TRACK - DDH NEW ENGLAND IPA - 6.3% ABV
All you sucka MC’s ain’t got nothin on this double dry-hopped New England IPA! We hit it with a double dose of the phunkiest, phreshest hops we could find, and these new kids on the block don’t disappoint. Columbus Cryo-hops give a hint of Ice Cold grapefruit, and the tropical fruit aroma of UK Olicana aint playin’ around!
INTENSIVE PORPOISES - DDH NEW ENGLAND PALE ALE - 4.8% ABV
We could care less if you’re a hophead or a light beer drinker - this New England Pale Ale is deeelicious! Citra and Mosaic hops lay down a fluffy blanket of tangerine, grapefruit and blueberry that make this a great beer for any day, whether you’re at the bar or the beach. You could even be at your ex-husband’s second wedding, for all intents and purposes.
THAT’S THAT - HELLES LAGER - 4.8%ABV
Enough is enough. That’s that. This straw-blonde beer is a no-frills crisp-and-crushable lager made with 100% premium German pilsner malt for an ultra light body with plenty of character to keep you coming back for more.
FOOL’S PARADE - BROWN ALE - 5.3%ABV
BareWolf is loving brown ales, and we’re coming back with another take on one of our all-time favorite styles! This session-strength Brown Ale is somewhere between an American Brown and an English Mild - and that means delicious, chocolatey roast character, low bitterness, and a light, crushable body. So grab your sash and your sceptre, you Grand Marshal, you!
STRAWCRUSHER - DDH DOUBLE IPA - 7.8%ABV
This globe-trotting Double IPA features some of the sexiest new hops Europe has to offer. Barbe Rouge from France imparts huge notes of strawberry and raspberry, balanced against juicy citrus and tropical fruit notes from El Dorado and UK Jester. Just don’t crush it too hard - all that juice and haze hides 7.8% ABV very well.
PINEAPPLE BRIEF - FRUITED MIXED-CULTURE TABLE BIER - 4.5%ABV
After primary fermentation in stainless with our Belgian Abbey Ale yeast, this beer was refermented in our American oak foeder with Brettanomyces for three months, developing complex and layered notes of toasted oak, funk, tannin and mild acidity. We then added fresh, whole, organic pineapples for tertiary fermentation, and let the beer rest in the foeder for another three months. This ale is light-bodied, soft and subtle. Bottle conditioned for natural carbonation - please store upright.
GOLDEN HANDCUFFS - SPICED EXPORT STOUT - 8.3%ABV
We aged our export stout on Vietnamese Cinnamon, brown chipotle and Madagascar vanilla. Shut up and drink it.
KITTY TOO the reckoning - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND IPA - 7%ABV
Kitty is back in a BIG way! This year we cranked our favorite pale ale up into a hazy, double dry-hopped IPA with MASSIVE dank doses of Nelson Sauvin, Citra and Amarillo, brewed to celebrate our second anniversary. A purrfect way for any kool kat to celebrate Summer. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!
ELECTRIC WARRIOR - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND IPA - 6%ABV
Life’s a gas when you’re a cosmic dancer - ask any T.Rex. This extra pale IPA is heady with a resinous aroma from whopping double dunks of Centennial and Mandarina Bavaria dryhops over a super-secret all-barley base that will have you itching to fire up the jeepster and get it on.
CROSS-EYED BEAR - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED SOUR IPA - 5%ABV
You, you, you oughta know...that we’ve got the latest tongue-tickling iteration of our “misheard lyrics” kettle-sour program ready.to.go. This palate pleaser combines a soured-up British heirloom malt base with TWO separate dry-hop doses of El Dorado to layer bright and punchy stone fruit flavors and tropical aromas over a tart base beer with notes of graham cracker. YUM. And I’m heeeeeere, to remind you, that this beer won’t stick around for long.
BARRY ZUCKERCORN - All Massachusetts grown TOASTED CORN AMBER LAGER - 4.8%ABV
Let me introduce you to our friend Barry Zuckercorn. Brewed with 100% more corn than Bud Light. You can’t see it, but I just winked.
THE PELLICLE BRIEF - FOUDRE-AGED BELGIAN TABLE BEER WITH BRETT - 4.2%ABV
After a primary fermentation with Belgian yeast, we put this light and fluffy ale into our American oak foudre (wooden vat) to referment with Brettanomyces, a wild yeast, lending layer upon layer of funk, tannin, light tartness and toasted woodiness to this spritely brew.
NOBODY’S FAULT - HEFEWEIZEN WITH OATS - 4.8%ABV
We crammed 2 types of oats and 2 types of wheat into this estery ale, and kettle-hopped it with a copious dose of New Zealand hops for an herbal, lemony light bitterness. Sun’s out buns out!
UNRELIABLE NARRATOR - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NEIPA - 6%ABV
If we told you that the script isn’t finished yet and the publisher’s on the phone but the advance is already spent, would you still take the job and make the deadline? With a sub-180 degree hopstand in the kettle followed by our juiciest yeast and hopped to high hell with a b-a-n-a-n-a-s amount of Pacifica & Cashmere, this is a real first-person beer in a totally third-person world.
DISCO CLASH - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NEIPA - 6.1%ABV
Punk is dead, y’all. This sellout is packed with twin hefty installments of Moutere and Idaho7 dry hops that veritably mosh with our juicy house haze yeast in the stagefront pit of your mouth. Oh wait, punk is right here and doing fine. The muezzin was just standing on the radiator grill.
BONUS POINTS - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED DOUBLE NEIPA - 6.5%ABV
OH OUR GOD!! A stupid amount of Nelson Sauvin and Barbe Rouge dry-hops have been double barrel blasted into this dank-a-riffic DIPA for wave after wave of face-melting hazy hoppy heaven-sent extra credit. You wanna test the limits? You need bonus points for that.
MOM JEANS - FRUITED & DRY-HOPPED FARMHOUSE ALE – 4%ABV
We utilized our base recipe from The Daily Grizette, Peruvian yeast strain and all, and further weirded this beer up with a re-ferment on wild, organic blueberries and dry-hopped it with a heavy dose of Mosaic hops to push those oh-so-yummy fruit notes. This one’s for you, Ma.
EXACERBATE - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NORTHERN HEMISPHERE NEIPA - 6.5%ABV
Allow us to confuse you. This half of our North/South NEIPA twinsies release is all about bold, brash and bodacious Comet & Amarillo hops. Swimming in a hazy sea of juice, they cavort like a pod of flavorful wild dolphins, and leave in their ripe, rippling wake nothing more than a smile.
EXASPERATE - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE NEIPA - 6.5%ABV
Allow us to confuse you. This half of our tandem North/South NEIPA twinsies release is all about Galaxy & Rakau. These dopeass hops from Australia and New Zealand are massively, nay, irresponsibly double dipped in this opaque ambrosia for a mouthmelting intergalactic journey you can take from the comfort of your own seat.
GRODZISKIE - SMOKED WHEAT ALE - 4.2%ABV
What happens when you resurrect an almost extinct smoked Polish wheat beer? Turns out you rock the barbecue, the beach and the bar like a boss! This vaporous libation is back for its second tour in the limelight just in time for warm weather, so tune in, turn on and drop it like it’s hot.
EL TREMENDO - AMERICAN STRONG ALE - 9.4%ABV
El Tremendo is one strong American Strong Ale! This boozy, malt-driven ale has big notes of fruit and caramel, along with a well-hidden 9.4%ABV body.
STRANGER IN THE ALPS - EUROPEAN-STYLE PILSNER - 4.8%ABV
One part Italian heirloom barley, one part Swiss lager yeast, one damn fine oat soda. This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!!
SEMANTIC SATIATIONS - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND DOUBLE IPA - 7.9%ABV
Yet again we have on our hands an alcoholic alchemical achievement of the most epic and juicy proportions. This round, rich, brewski is ripe with redonkulous resinous aroma from an irresponsible and irrational 5#/bbl dry hop combo of Mosaic & Denali. Weird word weird word weird word weird word weird word weird word weird word weird word weird word weird word weird word...
NUEVO DINERO - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND IPA - 6.6%ABV
So you like hops. So you wear plaid shirts. So you tell your phone what beer you’re drinking at all the hip spots. Old story, new money. We ferm’d this bodacious brew with a Scottish yeast strain to push huge ester and malt character, then layered luxuriant loads of New Zealand Kohatu and American Comet dry hops over the top for the ol’ one-two flavortown powerpunch!
THEOLOGY & GEOMETRY - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND PALE ALE - 5.5%ABV
Another edition in our encyclopedia of badass hoppy pale ales: Theology & Geometry showcases two hard-hitting new-wave hops: Belma and Meridian. Juicy, ripe and fruity, this DDH APA is helping to redefine what a pale ale can and should be.
THE DAILY GRIZETTE - GRISETTE/LOW GRAVITY FARMHOUSE ALE - 4%ABV
Fermented with a yeast strain that only Dr. Indiana Jones could have located, growing on a rare, wild cacao variety deep in the mountains of Peru, this flavorful grisette is the impeccable blend of a truly unique ferment profile with a light-handed and perfectly balanced malt bill. KALI MA!
TODAY IS TOMORROW - DRY-HOPPED UNBOILED NEW ENGLAND IPA - 4%ABV
An insane malt bill, including 33% unmalted wheat, is the base of this one-of-a-kind hoppy brew. To preserve such sumptuous grain character we pasteurized the wort without boiling it, slowly, patiently and carefully, and used our favorite fruit-forward hazy IPA yeast strain. Tropical Australian and dank American dry hops provide the juicy and resinous aroma that wafts out of this killer brew by the noseful!
WIGGLE ROOM - FRUITED FRENCH FARMHOUSE ALE - 5.5%ABV
We double-dosed blackberry and black currant puree into a golden French-style saison. So now we have a pink beer for you to drink! This is a limited, single-keg batch (the rest is aging in our Pinot Noir French oak barrels for release later this year)!
CYNICISM ISN’T WISDOM - FARMHOUSE ALE - 6%ABV
Limited release. Draft only. Re-fermented on organic juniper berries and lemons.
SMISH - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND DOUBLE IPA - 7.9%ABV
Single-hop: Galaxy. Single-malt: Golden Promise. Crazy hazy east coast yeast. Mind blown.
CONTINGENCY PLAN - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND IPA - 6.5%ABV
What we’ve got here is a no-holds-barred flavorsplosion of Azacca and El Dorado hops, locked in a lovers’ embrace of tropical fruit, juicy esters, and hazy, mouth-melting mellifluous malt. Yum yum yum yum yum!
CIRCULAR LOGIC - WHEAT PILSNER - 4.5%ABV
Is it a wheat beer or a lager? Expand your mind nerd, it’s both! Brewed with oodles of malted, flaked and unmalted wheat, this peppy pilsner is perfect for parties, protests and possibly even portentous paramilitary parades. Prost!
UPSIDE BROWN ALE - AMERICAN BROWN ALE - 7.2%ABV
Back by popular demand, this is one of our favorite brews! One of the only beers in our portfolio we have re-brewed to date, with huge additions of roasted, toasted & caramelized malts that lend coffee, toffee, and earthy maple notes, with the perfect balance from American kettle hops.
INNOCULATE CONCEPTION - AMERICAN WILD RED ALE - 7%ABV
A tart, dry, mixed-culture red ale aged in Cabernet Sauvignon barrels for one year and re-fermented on 13 pounds per bbl of raspberries & blackberries, and a copious dose of pure Vermont maple syrup. Blended into our American oak vat, Foeder Dostoyevsky, for an additional maturation.
LOOSE ENDS - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND IPA - 7.4%ABV
Bury the evidence, wash the linens and pretend to be asleep! Better practice your alibi, because this closed-door interrogation of a beer holds no punches when it comes to hops. We double-dunked Galaxy and Belma dry-hops in this juicy brew with a ferment-driven backbone and soft, round malt base. Beers should be hazy, but your story shouldn’t!
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE #3 - ROBUST PORTER - 7%ABV
The third musketeer in our ongoing porter series, this beer is poppin’ at the gussets with huge heaps of cocoa, espresso, caramel and dark stone fruit flavors with a hint of licorice. A beer that lives the lifestyle, the is one robust black ale with a smooth entry, sultry midpalate, and a sly, sexy finish.
PARTY FODDER - AMBER LAGER - 5.2%ABV
Adam Samuels once said that a perfect amber lager combines the rich, toasty flavor of amber-kilned malt with a light, earthy hop balance and a super clean, alpine-style lager ferment. Here’s to patriots, dissidents and those fresh out of give-a-hoot!
POLYAMOROUS CABAL - FRENCH FARMHOUSE ALE - 5.5%ABV
This complex, subtle and elegant saison is a veritable orgy of flavor. A truly ferment-driven beer with a rich blend of fruity esters and spicy phenols, you’d be forgiven for wanting more than one. In fact, you’d be surprised to learn how many people aren’t satisfied with only just one.
ETC. ETC. - DBL DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND IPA - 7%ABV
The oh-so on-the-nose follow up to Etc., this second installment is intensely fruity and juicy with a hint of tropical and herbaceous bitterness. Our special New England yeast strain pops the massive Loral/Belma double dry-hop for this low bitterness, aroma-forward IPA. And so on and so forth...
HARNESS YOUR HOPES - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND PALE ALE- 5.2%ABV
What you’ve got here is a massively double dry-hopped, ingredient-driven haze bomb of a New England pale ale, dripping with lush, dank, juicy resin from Mosaic and Comet hops over a base of Scottish heirloom malt. Hugely hoppy and seductively smooth -- buckle up!
PILLOW FIGHT - DRY-HOPPED VIENNA BLONDE ALE - 5.5%ABV
Been in a blanket fort lately? Then you’re ready for a Pillow Fight! We layered a blend of sticky, dank Comet and Calypso hops over the fabulous floral and honey-forward Vienna malt and fermented with our super clean house ale strain to achieve a bright aroma and crisp finish. So go ahead, spin the can!
AVIATRIX #2 - SMOKED MAPLE SAISON - 5.5% ABV
Another experimental pilot batch featuring local ingredients, this French Red Saison is made with Maplewood smoked pilsner malt, smoked right here in-house, along with New Hampshire maple syrup. It's as close as you can get to tasting New England foliage without licking a leaf!
STRANGER IN THE ALPS - EUROPEAN-STYLE PILSNER - 4.8%ABV
One part Italian heirloom barley, one part Swiss lager yeast, one damn fine oat soda. This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!!
FEAR OF COMMITMENT CHAPTER 3: AMARILLO! - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND IPA - 6.4%ABV
This dankest of brews is the latest installment in our single-hop Fear Of Commitment series, featuring the talented, the terrific, the totally tubular Amarillo hop! We crushed copious quantities of Amarillo into this beaut from the kettle to the fermenter, and it’s poppin’ fresh with a pungent citrus character. Nothin’ to be a’feared of here.
CRY BABY - DBL DRY-HOPPED NE IPA - 7.4%ABV
You know what they say: The squeaky wheel gets the yeast! Our newest oh-so-hazy New England IPA is bursting with the funky fresh flavors of a redonkulous double dose of dry hops featuring Denali and Simcoe lupulin powder. Visualize pineapple. Visualize melon. Visualize pine sap. Picture a tropical bevvie in a silly glass with a tiny umbrella.
VELVET HANDCUFFS - OAKED AMERICAN STOUT - 7.2%ABV
A sultry seductress sassily slathered in a scintillating sprawl of sanguine syrup. Ya know - a big, bold and brash stout, conditioned on toasted American oak for undertones of vanilla, almond, char, and tannin. Slick and sweet, roasty and toasty, and down for whatever. Don’t forget the keys!
PSYCHIC TURBULENCE - DBL DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND DOUBLE IPA - 7.8%ABV
What we’ve got here is a disaster of biblical proportions. Human sacrifice, dogs, and cats living together... mass hysteria! This ghoulishly super-dry-hopped DIPA is chock-full of Chinook, Azacca, and Citra, for a truly tropical, doubly dank ectoplasmic aroma. Please enjoy, just don’t cross the streams!
ETC. - DBL DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND IPA - 6.2%ABV
So you like haze. So you want hops. So you need juice. Look no further, nerd! ETC. has got you covered (in hops). Silly quantities of Loral and Belma have been crushed, crammed and crowded into this silky-soft, oily, odorous masterpiece. Rinse and repeat.
EMO SAD BAND E.S.B. - EXTRA SPECIAL BITTER (BRITISH-STYLE PALE ALE) - 5%ABV
Good beer for bad music is the order of the day. Once upon a time we woke up and decided to combine our favorite floral UK hops, subtly blended rich malts, and a good-timing ester-forward British yeast strain to craft this dope-ass pale ale. Mascara optional.
DWEEB - SCHWARZBIER (GERMAN-STYLE BLACK LAGER) - 5%ABV
Y’all know how we like those traditional throwback German brews, and this here black lager is our happy new installment. Our ultra-clean lager ferment pops the toasty, lightly roasty and braggingly boasty malt bill for a scorchingly smooth and sexy sip.
MR. GRADY - AMERICAN BROWN ALE - 5%ABV
Rich, robust, rejuvenating; the perfect brewskie for wintering over in the lovely Timberline Lodge. Our newest brown ale is loaded with caramelized, chocofied and toasted malts with lighthanded hop balance and a bright, clean finish. This one is a special draft-only release, so get it before it gets you! Remember, all work and no beer makes Jack a dull boy!
POWER SEAT - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND IPA - 7.2%ABV
Older brother always getting the best seat in the TV room? Well, you lazy boy, you can always one-up him with this dank IPA, double dry-hopped with enough Hallertau Blanc and Citra for a big win in the sibling rivalry! Well, you won the battle anyway, now kick back and put your feet up.
LIL’ MAGIC - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND PALE ALE - 5.1%ABV
What’s it take to make a killer krushable haze4daze pale ale? An El Dorado and Vic Secret drubbing of double dry-hops of course! Haze: check. Juice: check. You don’t need a whole lotta dad jokes, just a Lil’ Magic.
LOCH NEFF MONSTER - BALTIC PORTER - 8.1%ABV
This rarely glimpsed mythological beast only surfaces briefly, and when he does, your camera is always on the fritz. This high test libation is aged on red-wine soaked American oak, and that’s no joke. It’s a hoax. Or is it?
MÄRZEN RETROGRADE - MÄRZEN LAGERBIER - 6.8%ABV
When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars, we brew Oktoberfest! And none of this 5% bullspit - BareWolf brings the bubbly booze you critters crave. Prost!
WALK IT OFF - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND IPA - 7%ABV
Hit by a pitch? Africanized honey bees getcha? Falling piano? Not a problem, you can just Walk It Off! There’s no bad day that over 3lbs per barrel of Motueka and Mosaic dry-hops can’t fix. Expect juicines! Expect tropicalismo! Expect haze for daze! Expect survival!
KISS THIS GUY - SAUERWEISSE - 4.9%ABV
A sour hefeweizen? A SOUR hefeweizen?? Excuse us for trying something new. Excuse us for putting a little sunshine in your life. ‘Scuse us while we kiss the sky.
HOVEL DWELLERS - HELLES LAGER - 4.8%ABV
This biergarten-born blonde lager is inconceivably quaffable, yet delicate, balanced and subtle enough for even the most discriminating lederhosen. Enjoy on its lonely, or with your favorite kraut. ACHTUNG!
GRODZISKIE - SMOKED WHEAT ALE - 4.2%ABV
What happens when you resurrect an almost extinct, smoked, Polish wheat beer? Turns out you rock the barbecue, the beach and the bar like a boss! Smoky summertime suds anyone?
BIRTHDAY PUNCHES - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND IPA - 6.5%ABV
Prepare to melt into your seat with this superhoppy hazebomb! To celebrate our first anniversary we cooked up this irresponsibly hopped-up IPA. Copious double-doses of Vic Secret and Azacca dry-hops blend with our fruity New England yeast strain for a stunningly smooth, juicy and dank mindmelt of all good things New England. Cheers to 1 year!
NO DIGGITY - DRY-HOPPED FARMHOUSE ALE - 6%ABV
Blackstreet may have said it best: “I like the way you work it.” This beer works a spicy and floral Belgian saison base, and backs it up with big fruity, citrus notes from Lemondrop and Motueka dry hops
NO DOUBT - FARMHOUSE ALE WITH POMEGRANATE & BLACK CURRANT - 6 %ABV
East side to the west side, this is one you’ll think about all the time. A pink farmhouse beer, loaded up with abundant amounts of pomegranate and black currant puree, which double down with punchy fruit as well as earthy base notes. There’s No Doubt you’ll love it!
JIM JAM - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED NEW ENGLAND IPA - 5.2%ABV
Hops in the morning, hops in the evening, hops at suppertime! When you’ve got double dry-hopped IPA with El Dorado and Belma, you can crush breakfast beer anytime!
STREET SMARTS! - DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED PALE ALE - 5.2%ABV
Once you get your bearings, you’re gonna love this hoppy pale ale featuring a happy-go-lucky 50/50 blend of Chilean barley and red winter wheat with a double dose of Columbus and Jaryllo hops. Did we throw you off your rhythm?
BAD VIBE DEFLECTORS - HEFEWEIZEN - 4.4%ABV
Don’t let some shandy kill your vibe - this full-throttle wheat beer is our spin on a traditional German brew, dosed with redonkulous heaps of our favorite heirloom barleys and wheat. We fought the Reinheitsgebot, and the ‘bot won!
WATERSPORTS INTERNATIONAL LIQUID FUN FACTORY - NEW ENGLAND IPA - 5.3%ABV
When the sun is blazin’ and the summer gets hot, W.I.L.F.F. is a very cool spot!! We splooshed a double dose of Pacifica and Citra hops down the slide and into the wave pool on this one. Feel the excitement, thrive on the action!!
HEY THERE ENRICO - SOUR - 6% ABV
The Brown Eyed Girl you've been waiting for. Bright and shiny tartness balanced against a subtle caramel and chocolate malt base, this beer is unique and complex, yet approachable enough to have you reminiscing about it well after your glass is empty.
BLANKET FORT - DRY-HOPPED BLONDE ALE - 5.2%ABV
Pack your flashlight, your slingshot, and your sleeping bag… it’s a SLUMBER PARTY!! We lightly dry-hopped this delicate ale with a blend of Mandarina Bavaria and Cascade lupulin powder, playing truth-or-dare with a Vienna malt base and a clean, bright ale yeast. Mall Madness anyone?
SMESH - PALE ALE - 6.3%ABV
The next installment in our single-malt/single-hop series, this dope brew is crushing a Maris Otter malt base spiked with Wakatu kettle and dry-hops from New Zealand. Zesty citrus, sweet peach and a mindmelt of earthy-yet-floral aroma floats like an inner tube over a rich and round malt river, with a dry, clean finish.
SLOW POTION - PEACH & APRICOT FARMHOUSE ALE - 6%ABV
Take a full-flavored, dry, Belgian-style saison and add over 12 pounds per barrel of peach and apricot and VOILA! you have our new Spring offering. A bright, up-front saison nose with a round, ripe fruit palate, effervescent body and a hint of tartness. Bring on the May Flowers!
SHIRTS & SKINS - NEW ENGLAND IPA - 6.3%ABV
We crushed mountains of Comet and Cascade hops into this
East-meets-West-and-falls-in-love-and-lives-happily-ever-after IPA for your drinking delight. This is what happens when old-school West coast IPA gets reimagined as a New England, New Wave, Nu Shooz IPA, replete with bonkers triple-dry-hopping, radical hazed-out clarity, and wicked awesome juiciness. Ridiculously hoppy, unreasonably delicious, supremely bi-coastal. Bodacious brah!
NEFFEWEIZEN - BAVARIAN-STYLE WHEAT BEER - 4.2% ABV
As they say in the foothills of the Alps, Beer is Food! Strap on your lederhosen and prepare to quaff this fragrant wheat beer. Classic banana ‘n’ clove profile, sessionable ABV, and scrumptious breadiness from local wheat and barley from our friends at Valley Malt in Hadley, MA.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE #2 - ROBUST PORTER - 7% ABV
Finally, a sequel that stands up to the original! Sultry aromas of French roast coffee and light smoke turn into dark candied fruit and rich cocoa on the palate. Round, bold and opinionated. Just like your mother-in-law.
INVISIBLE GOATS - BOCK - 6.7%ABV
Our version of this strong amber lager is brewed with lightly toasted and caramelized German malt, and lagered for an extended maturation period. Not too sweet, not too dry. If you find the goats... would you please return them to the paddock?
QUIET DESPERATION - NEW ENGLAND IPA - 7.4%ABV
Hazy AF? Check. Double dry-hopped? Check. Fruit-forward northeast yeast? Check. Pillowy mouthfeel? Check. You asked for it, you got it. Put your feet on the coffee table and dig into this insanely lavish, layered and luscious IPA. We get peach, papaya, melon, mango, nectarine, tangerine and pine. Are you picking up what we’re laying down?
SLUGWORTH'S - CHOCOLATE OATMEAL STOUT - 5.6% ABV
This stout is rich and robust, with a restrained abv to make it a multi-pint worthy beer. Brewed with 1lb per barrel of cocoa powder from our friends and neighbors at Ovedia Artisan Chocolates, Madagascar vanilla beans and a heavy dose of flaked oats, this brew emits flavors and aromas reminiscent of raw cocao, baker's chocolate, almonds, toffee, caramel, and a hint of vanilla.
SMITTEN KITTEN - INDIA PALE ALE - 6.5% ABV
Bonkers quantities of Simcoe, Azacca and El Dorado dry hops make this snuggly IPA taste like you piña colada’d your mojito. I’ve got 2 tickets to paradise. Pack your bags, let’s leave tonight!
MY VALVE! THE LAGER OF A WORKING BOY - VIENNA LAGER - 6%ABV
Our new Vienna Lager is an explosion of subtlety - bursting at the seams with restrained notes of almond, honey, mountaintop wildflowers and the smell of your local bakery.
CEASE TO RESIST - INDIA PALE ALE - 7.5%ABV
Our new IPA blends a heavy-handed dose of Simcoe, El Dorado, Comet and Ella dry hops, swimming in a hazy, creamy froth brewed with wheat and oats. Let this wave of mutilation wash over you, and please don’t step on the crustaceans!
TEENIE-WEENIE - AMERICAN PALE ALE - 4.0% ABV
This pint-sized pale ale comes correct with big lime zest and lemon balm aromas from a North/South blend of Citra and Wai-iti hops, layered over a bready and honey-dipped grist bill with pilsner, golden promise and local wheat, spelt and oats. Hazy and juicy for the kids - at 4%, it’s not the size that matters!
DIRTY BLONDE - BLONDE ALE - 5% ABV
We took our lightest, smoothest, blondiest ale and infused it with coffee. Wait... who?
SMOKED BELGIAN PETITE SAISON - 4% ABV
Just like a Grodziskie, but fermented with a Belgian farmhouse yeast.
CHORTLE - DOUBLE IPA - 8% ABV
Double barrel blasted with over 3lbs per barrel of Citra and Galaxy dry hops, Chortle is an aromatic facepunch and finishes dry and bright. No cheapo sugars added, no mouthcoating bitterness, no shoes no shirt no service.
FEAR OF COMMITMENT, CHAPTER 1: NELSON SAUVIN - INDIA PALE ALE - 7% ABV
We’re kicking off our brand spankin new rotating single-hop IPA series with the big boy, Nelson. Nelson is bold, Nelson is brash, Nelson says its is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. All that big New Zealand character without the 22 hour flight.
HAIRY CHEST - WEE HEAVY SCOTCH ALE - 9% ABV
This booze bomb is insanely rich and smooth and finger-lickin' chewy! An imperial brown ale in the noble Scotch style, and not a moment too soon for those chilly willy winter evenings by the fire pit. Best served in a plaid goblet.
SMUSH - SINGLE-HOP SINGLE-MALT PALE ALE - 5.5% ABV
Brewed with Golden Promise malt and Comet hops, this brew is bursting with farm fresh flavor! Notes of grape, honey and dank sticky-icky oohwee!
HOP SALAD - INDIA PALE ALE - 7% ABV
We crammed a silly amount of some of our favorite hops from down under into this IPA brewed with wheat and oats. Ella, Waimea and Dr. Rudi reach right out of the glass and smack you around... and then hug it out.
BEAUTIFUL CINDY - DRY-HOPPED SOUR AMBER ALE - 4.5 % ABV
The next installment in our misunderstood-lyrics-sour-beer series, this kettle sour was brewed with a special blend of caramelized malts and dry-hopped with Loral hops. Buckle up for a punchy but balanced blend of burnt sugar, Chinese tea, fruity pebbles, black raisins, fresh squeezed lemon and grandma candy.
CHIPOTLE CINNAMON PORTER - 7% ABV
Vietnamese cinnamon, twice-smoked chipotle peppers, and a hint of bourbon Madagascar vanilla beans. Lather, rinse, repeat.
YOU AND ME AND LESLIE - SOUR BLONDE ALE - 7% ABV
Sour Blonde Ale double dry-hopped with Rakau, Nelson Sauvin, Motueka & Amarillo. Tart, bright and juicy!
UNCLE BUCK - PALE ALE - 7% ABV
Some golden-colored beer, lightly dry-hopped with Amarillo and stored carefully next to the hatchet in your trunk.
WE ALL TURN INTO OUR PARENTS - DOUBLE IPA - 9% ABV
Bright and juicy unfiltered DIPA dry-hopped with a blend of Nelson Sauvin, Motueka & Rakau hops.
DR. WILLIAM McDOUGAL’S - SCOTCH ALE - 7% ABV
The perfect lawnmower beer for the groundskeeper in each of us.
DUE DILIGENCE - INDIA PALE ALE - 7% ABV
Brewed with flaked oats and dry-hopped with a blend of super juicy American hops for a very melon-forward profile.
GROSS NEGLIGENCE - INDIA PALE ALE - 6.5% ABV
Brewed with pilsner malt and dry-hopped with a blend of New Zealand hops for a dank, fruity, herbal aroma
UPSIDE BROWN - BROWN ALE - 6.5% ABV
Huge additions of roasted, toasted and caramel malts with bright, clean American hops.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE #1 - ROBUST PORTER - 7% ABV
American Robust Porter brewed with chocolate rye, chocolate wheat and American hops. Silky smooth, well rounded, low bitterness, big cocoa character.
ROCK THE KAZBEK - PILSNER - 5% ABV
Our unfiltered Pilsner-style lager, single-hopped with Czech Kazbek hops.
KITTY KITTY PIZZA PARTY - PALE ALE - 5% ABV
Our superdank pale ale dry-hopped with a silly amount of the best hops we could find.